April 2011
8 posts
Thank god that's over with
Yes well I suppose it was very nice in the end, and my mum bought me a commemorative mug, because we are Very Bad Republicans, and Kate’s dress was very pretty and good heavens some of those people in the crowd were a bit enthusiastic. Shame they couldn’t spare some of the 10,000 or so members of the international media in attendance to check in on, you know, large chunks of the Middle...
Yes, but are we tracking Ms Middleton's menstrual...
Press release I have just received, with Bookmaking Identity’s name deleted:
With speculation mounting Prince William and Kate Middleton may honeymoon in Australia, online bookmaker kerchingsuckers.com has framed a market on the royal couple heading Down Under.
kerchingsuckers.com is quoting odds of $7 (6-1) that Australia is one of William and Kate’s honeymoon destinations. Also, the...
CleOMFG
So I bought Cleo on the weekend. I read half of it on the bus on the way to Canberra, and then put it aside, reasoning that making fun of our national capital with some friends was probably better for my mental health. It was certainly better for my IQ.
I realise I join a long list of idiots wittering away about What Has Changed since 1972, when Ita Buttrose, who I generally regard as a bit of a...
“Amy [Poehler] was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Myers across the...”
– Tina Fey (via drinkyourjuice)
Shoot me if I post a pretty quote, ok?
You know what shits me? Aphorisms. And mission statements, inspirational quotes, affirmations, all of that crap.
Take this number, for instance:
“Never give up on someone you can’t go a day without thinking about”.
Well I mean that’s just stupid. Just because you think about them all the time doesn’t mean they are worthy of your thoughts, or that thinking about...
